Ninsi vs the Big Ugly Bugs
Sometimes we find Big Ugly Bugs (BUBs for short) in our house. Usually I find them already dead. But in the last few days I’ve seen more of them alive. This morning was an especially eventful start to the day.
I’m working from home, because everybody else seems to be. So I’m on the bed working away (seriously - we have wireless lan, I can do that), when a BUB crawls across the floor, over a few grandpa heads, towards phlome’s boot. I was getting nervous - because towards the boot = towards the bed = towards me. I figured he’d crawl across teh boot, but he crawled into it. So I grabbed the boot by the toe, and flug it into the hallway. The boot flew - the bug jumped, and landed where the boot was.
Round 1: BUB
The BUB reversed directions and crawled away from me - so I went back to work. I wish I could have said I killed, but that would involve getting entirely too close to it. I cannot deal with the BUBs. They’re big and ugly and crawly and creepy. When I say big, I mean at least as long as my pinky - and as big around as phlome’s thumb. So I’d say they’re about the size of Phlome’s thumb. Phlome does not have small thumbs. I know this does not help all of you out there - but imagine the size of an average man’s thumb - bugs should not be that big if they are ugly.
Ok - so later on I see another BUB - not quite as big. I sent Luna after it - she stared at it, stared at me, then walked away. She’s useless.
Later I was working and on the phone when a BUB crawled up on the bed!!!!!!! I threw a kleenex box at it. It crawled under the sheets. I ran into the living room.
Round 2: BUB
Then I called phlome to complain. He offered no sympathies and told me to just change the sheets. *gasp* how am I supposed to change the sheets when the BIG UGLY BUG is crawling around in them somewhere.
So I went into the room. Grabbed the corner of the top comfortershook and yanked. No bug. Threw it into the hallway. Grabbed the corner of the 2nd comforter (don’t ask why we have 2) shook and yanked. No bug. Threw it into the hallway. Grabbed the corner of the top sheet. shook and THUMP. BIG UGLY BUG lands with a loud thwap on top of my pillow. I coneinuted pulling the top sheet off and threw it inthe hallway. Then I called both dogs and tried to get them on the bed. Luna jumped on teh bed - the BUB crawled under the pillow. Luna went back to the window to watch for squirrels. *sigh* At this point I’m so desperate I decide we need a cat. i don’t like cats. i like BUBS way less though.
So I go to search the house for something usefull. Kitchen tongs too short. Ah ha - fireplace poker! I really need those fireplace tongs but don’t see any. So I use the poker to flip each of the pillows. No BUB. I assume it’s crawled off the edge of the bed somewhere and continue to clear the sheets/pillows of the bed.
BUB is MIA.
Round 3: Draw.
*sigh*
Now I’m working in my room for the rest of the day. i don’t see thme in here much. So my theory is that they want Luna’s dog food.