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So evidently when it comes to panty wrangling – I’m the one. I’ve worked with all the major producers in the Dallas area. Starting to wonder if I should draw up a contract with specific requirements, if you want me to wrangle. Some points I would include:

• I must attend at least one dress rehearsal
• No props to exceed 30 lbs
• No more than 2 props per panty wrangler/stage hand
• I will only work with certain stage managers
• No two prop-heavy performances should occur back to back
• Guaranteed pay in advance of each show

Okay – that last one is never gonna happen. But it’d be nice. I hate having to sit around and wait to get paid. It’s not like I just stop when the show is over. I normally help load and move props, plus the stage clean up. Having to sit around for an hour after that is annoying.

Maybe I’m just not made for show business.

Or maybe I’m becoming a Diva.

Speaking of - Next shows:

• Friday night at The Lakewood – with a special performance by our very own “Michael Jackson”
• July 16 @ the Church Lollie Bombs v Bit Rot in another Grotesque Burlesque feature White Meat the Clown

And I’m taking the month of August off.